When invited to a white trash party, you should make sure to dress the part. Not sure what to wear, follow these tips below to help bring out your inner white trash.
1. Hair
The bigger the better. Tease it, curl it, and use lots of hairspray. You can accessorize by leaving pink foam rollers in your hair. Men should wear a mullet. You can easily purchase a mullet wig if you don’t feel like taking the plunge into a full business in the front, party in the back hair style
2. Outfit
Women will want to wear something that is on the tight side with a bright color bra strap showing. Men can wear most anything with cut off sleeves or plaid/flannel print. Consider adding an artificial pregnancy bump or beer gut.
3. Shoes
Shoes are optional. For girls, anything with a platform or very tall heel is good. Clear plastic shoes that light up are best for a trailer trash party. For men, any flip flop that costs $1 is appropriate. Also consider wearing shrimp boots.
4. Accessories
The more large jewelry, the better (even for men) to wear to a white trash party. Wear rings on every finger and multiple bracelets and necklaces. Tattoos, even if they are fake, are always a nice touch, especiallu if you want to sport a “tramp stamp”. Ugly “bubba” teeth add a nice touch.
Get creative with your accessories. You can add handcuffs, a probation ankle bracelet, or anything made out of duct tape.